“Now just remember what Huey Long said - that every man’s a king - and I’m the King around here, and don’t you forget it!” - A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
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my cat always knocks my bong over and drinks the water. im like indy no
you know what’s really weird? the fact that you’ll never actually be able to see yourself in real life. like you can see yourself in mirrors and reflections but you’ll never in your life see what you really look like
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spending the night drunk and high youtubing. slept in for work today. my shift started at 5pm and i woke up at 5:15. i really hope i dont get fired today was my 3rd late :(
i dont know whats wrong with lizzie mcguire i always loved this sweater
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The God Delusion (Root of all Evil)
